Because You Need It (Bonus)
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is here to carry you through your Thanksgiving prep with the surprise bonus you need to get through the weekend. She’s jumping back into the DMs to answer all of your burning questions and give a little more unsolicited advice. Need help getting ready to deal with the family? Are you stressed because you still don't have the turkey order in yet? Wondering what Heather's "F***, Marry, Kill" is when it comes to the holiday meats? You came to the right place.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.8 | Absolutely not podcast I'm your host Heather McMahon I hope you're doing |
| 0:30.3 | fantastic hope life is treating you well. |
| 0:32.9 | Wanted to give you a little gift, if you will, |
| 0:36.5 | a little bonus episode. |
| 0:38.0 | I've gotten a lot of kind feedback. |
| 0:39.8 | You all seem to really enjoy these little pop-up bonus episodes sometimes or interviews |
| 0:43.7 | sometimes it's just me going through hot takes and answering your Q&As so I |
| 0:47.9 | figure while we're gearing up getting ready to go into the Thanksgiving |
| 0:51.3 | weekend God I can't even believe it's here. |
| 0:54.0 | I mean, can you fucking believe it? |
| 0:57.0 | I don't mean to sound like everyone's aunt |
| 1:00.0 | who doesn't have much to say right now, |
| 1:02.0 | but can you believe it? |
| 1:04.3 | It's Thanksgiving. |
| 1:08.0 | Now, I haven't been a holiday girl in a minute, |
| 1:12.2 | but I think I'm gonna, I gonna I think we're to cook some |
| 1:14.8 | shit this year we are we are we are we are we're gonna get into it we're gonna |
| 1:19.3 | cook the things Jeff keeps talking about this fucking duck he wants to cook a duck on the Traeger. |
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