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The Commercial Break

That's a DHB Spike

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

He's got guns, an ex-wife, AND a kitten? That's what we call a DHB spike...because I Do Have Boner! Hambone & Hoadley--I mean Bryan & Krissy--get advice from Bravo, who is "the shit" at telling stories. Hambone & Hoadley! TCB, violating policies everywhere! Daisy of Love… Bryan’s history of MTV & VH1 Secret Princes The princes find love in Atlanta Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work out for any of them Lord & Lady of TCB How do you pick up women when you don't have a title? Another day another Holiday Inn conference room Blah, blah, blah It’s Bravo! I do business… Is it a cat or a tuft of dick hair There’s a real difference between a teacher and an instructor at a gun range That's a DHB...a deadbeat hipster boy? Nothing like calling something gay to impress the ladies This man is a nightmare The bar is so low…you couldn’t even trip over it Keno??? Don’t touch a woman’s face! He was preselected then deselected! This guy doesn’t realize that he’s revealing…that he’s the worst LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I know I know but if you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there

0:04.7

I'm telling you and a bit of mustard salad in a pack

0:13.6

On this episode of the commercial break

0:19.8

It's called do you have a boner dhb?

0:23.8

Do you have boner?

0:25.9

Anytime we get a dhb spike your erection goes up a little bit and then goes back down

0:29.8

You know I'm saying you got to keep it on the check anytime. I say the word cops guns pussy trot truck

0:36.6

gay

0:38.6

I got full dhb full dhb

0:45.5

The next episode of the commercial break starts now

0:50.6

The heart wants what the heart wants

0:52.6

Welcome back to another episode of the commercial break. I am Brian Green. This is my dear friend and

1:00.0

super intelligent

1:01.6

very beautiful

1:04.8

And sometimes got sharp elbows Chrissy. Holy best you Chrissy

1:08.8

Best you out there in the podcast universe. I'm just letting them I'm letting them in one step at a time on your personality

1:14.5

I know I still like the Kraken. Oh the Kraken is good. It's got to find another

1:18.8

Sound that I can go with and then there's always hand-burning. Oh, hand-burning holy in the morning

1:24.4

Might be coming to you sooner than you think

1:29.6

Hand-burning ho-d we have to execute that that is definitely something we have to do and it might happen sooner than we all think

1:37.4

There you go

1:39.0

We'll keep you posted when we know you'll know

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