Go To Your Crate, Wife

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Bark! Bark! Bark! Is that your wife calling you? Bryan & Krissy find a woman who acts like a dog, but they wonder if they've been hoodwinked... 21 EPMs! A man caused unnecessary suffering to a seagull This man is a menace! Have you ever been caught masturbating? Bryan spills the tea… “Long Shower Bryan” Sex Ed at Catholic school was, unsurprisingly, terrible Bryan found a woman who acts like a dog She’s dealing with some harsh judgment... She ain't hurting anyone! She begs for food at the table, goes to the dog park, and barks! She even digs holes in the yard Is this because she doesn’t like making decisions? This woman is a much better dog than Blue “I hate this couple as much as I hate the Trumps” No surprise, the internet is being mean to her Have we been hoodwinked? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Crypto doesn't sleep, so neither do we.
0:04.0	Crack-in client support is available 24-7, 365 days a year by call, chat, or email.
0:11.0	We're here for you whenever you need us.
0:13.0	Give us a shout at crackin.com forward slash support proof,
0:17.0	not investment advice. Crypto trading involves risk of loss.
0:22.0	Hi guys, my dad bought a really big grill.
0:26.0	Go over there.
0:28.0	Just kidding, the empty little fucking grill.
0:36.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:39.0	Think I could take it inside the house? Maybe for a while?
0:42.0	Outside.
0:43.0	I'd want to have a non-pupi conversation every once in a blue moon.
0:45.0	Yeah. I was gonna be great.
0:47.0	Or eat a sandwich with the other person at the table.
0:49.0	Yeah, I'd like to have you at the table.
0:51.0	Could you get up off the floor? Thanks very much.
0:54.0	I don't want to throw my scraps of food to my wife.
1:00.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:07.0	Ah, yeah, cat and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:10.0	I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and beautiful co-host.
1:13.0	Chris, enjoy. Hold like best to you, Chris.
1:15.0	Best to you, Brian.
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