Doin' TJ is Hard Work!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

TCB takes us back to a land before time...The Jerry Springer Show! Miranda doesn't want Perry's PP anymore. She wants TJ! Fucking him is hard work, but at least it's exciting. It's a pollen superstorm in the South Jerry Springer has passed away (you heard it here last) Bryan takes us back to summer of '87 The origins of Jerry Springer “I Just Married My Horse” Bryan had friends on Jerry Springer He also wanted to be on The Real World and a sketchy reality radio show Bryan has a story reminiscent of Krissy’s Hotel Impossible stint... TCB reviews a Jerry Springer segment Nothing says i love you like a Walmart charm bracelet Perry doesnt mind a *little* bit of cheating… He just doesn’t excite Miranda anymore! It’s not real unless you do it on Springer Perry’s PP is very upset! TJ’S HERE!!! They’ve been out here skinny dipping… Perry's fixing tennis shoes problems every day! TJ told him from the jump he was gonna fuck his girl LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, here itch it's here and I'm here to tell you all about Gardina. As someone who is
0:06.0	passionate about gardening and growing my own food, it is so important that I have reliable
0:11.3	quality tools by my side. Whether you're pruning, sowing seeds, or watering your outdoor
0:17.2	space, Gardina has everything you need to keep your garden blooming. Gardina is a brand
0:22.5	that keeps passionate gardeners in the heart of everything they do. To find out more, head
0:27.8	to Gardina.com-4-slash-uk.
0:30.3	Knock, knock, who's there? It's the land of same day. What? Iceland.co.uk? It's only
0:34.8	been two hours? That's right, with St. David Leverie, we'll have your shopping with you
0:38.6	in no time. Shop online today at Iceland.co.uk. Delivery from £2 minimum or £25
0:43.9	pounds, the restrictions and times of life. Nothing like a strawberry, testers, strudel.
0:50.9	Nothing like a strawberry, testers strudel.
0:55.9	On this episode of the commercial break.
1:01.9	I can't teach you how to work. Yeah. It's demanding. What are you doing? I'm sucking off
1:09.5	your friend. That's the spice of my life. What are you doing? I'm helping your mom vacuum
1:15.5	the foyer. When I come home from a long day at World of Warcraft, I expect my meals to
1:21.8	be made. It's just one of those things. Can't you envision a future with me? Come on, Miranda.
1:27.6	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:32.6	The heart wants what the heart wants? Oh yes it does. Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:36.4	I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and co-host, Kristen Joy.
1:39.7	Holy best of you, Chrissy. Best of you Brian. Best of you out there in the podcast universe.
1:44.0	The commercial break. Violating policies everywhere. I do love that tagline. I gotta be careful
1:51.2	that I don't creep into getting, you know, 13 taglines at the beginning of the show.
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