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Greetings, adventurers!

You have joined us for another edition of the Drunks and Dragons podcast. I am your host, Michael Demaro, and with me is Nika Howard.

Hey, so funny story. I'm not going to. I tried to do the penny dreadful opening and I just ended up doing the Drunks and Dragons one in Ash and Staphrillike. You're an idiot.

That's how it goes. I don't know. Jennifer Cheek is here. I am. I'm here and I'm looking at pictures of sandworms on my computer.

There's another guy here and his name is Tim Laning. Hey, everybody know what? Great to be here. Thanks for having me. And back from his honeymoon abroad.

If I could do a wolf whistle, I would do it, but I can't. My book. Oh, she is me. Oh, he sounds just like me. He has sex and now he's British. That's how it works.

That's how you know all the rest of us are virgin. Yeah. Because you don't have a British accent. Yeah, I saw me, I saw me willy.

You're not allowed to see your own winner until you can pay. Oh, no, three more weeks of winter. Did you have any bangers and mashmakes? Oh, no. Oh, that was very good.

Pip, pip. Did you put a tone in the hole? There's a bangers Irish. I don't know. Whatever. Like, mash is just wherever. Like, wherever they got potatoes, the big mash.

I think bangers is also just a UK thing. Yeah, but this is ostensibly a Donuts and Dragons podcast.

Yeah. And I play Lord Titus Harper, the human sorcerer. I play a Lager Worms main and she's a door of a palladin, which I'm still not used to saying, because I used to not be a palladin.

Yeah, because we play for a fit. But now we're five. Yeah, I have a palladin now, because there's not a warden in five. I play Jaila, who is also a palladin, because there's also not Avengers anymore.

But we're different kinds of pallidans. We do different things, but sometimes we do the same thing. Yeah, some very mean,

awful palladin. You both have a vivify, which I think Thrifty should get rid of.

No, it's such a bad. No way, man. It's like a thousand dollars in spell components and whatever. We also have that thing where we can summon a horse.

Well, that's right. We've not been able to do yet. Dominion overlife. You can summon a horse. Sure.

What a Pegasus, Michael. I've really run a rehash this.

Yeah, that argument catch the people crave it. And I play Elizabeth the Queen mother.

The Queen mom. What kind of powers is Elizabeth the Queen mom have?

Well, she's dead. She is dead. Well, this one, you have that one is I think. Yeah, she's got to be.

No, I think that's her name. Elizabeth is the longest ruling monarchs and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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