Greetings, adventurers! You have joined us for another episode of the

Drunks and Dragons podcast. I am your dungeon master Michael Demaro and with me is

Nika Howard. It's me, I'm Nika. I'm committed.

Jennifer, Jennifer and I support Nika's new catchphrase.

Timothy Lanning. Hey buddy. It's me Nika! United we stand and on his most special night,

my Bachman. Welcome to Mario Kart. Select your player. Oh no, he plugged his microphone into his

Wii Nintendo 64. Wait, is that a Mario? That's a Wario. Oh he's bad. It's in Mario Kart though.

Oh, don't get me started on Wario. Welcome everyone. We are,

sensibly, a fifth edition dungeon of Dragons real-play podcast in the rich setting of Drunkrose.

Uh-huh. Everyone plays characters. That's great. I play Lord Titus Harper, the storm sorcerer.

I play Luder Wormsbane and she's a dwarven paladin. I play Jala and she is a

Dave a paladin who is proficient in martial weapons which do include great swords. Oh shit.

I play Tom the Dragonborn with the Steve the Null inside like a Russian Neskid doll and I'm

proficient in love. It's a lot of fun. I like Steve different. Yeah, it's on my character sheet. Look

it up later. Is written in korean love question mark? I know what a reaction feels like.

Is this love? A rest of development. Watch it before it goes off the air. Season two is very good.

Support or rest of development. Support this. We recorded this in 2003.

Yeah, we could have because under the Dragon's was a thing back then. Yeah, I don't feel like podcasts.

You're think-o. We're podcasts in 2003? Yeah, there might be like one. Scientists made podcasts or something.

Nutrino. And they exchanged them on BBS systems. Let's stop this conversation and roll a D20. I forgot we're

podcasting it again. I just thought we were hanging out with bros. Oh, spicy 12.

Spicy 15. Oh no, she pulled a unique face. Okay. Maybe it. Hold on, maybe I'll roll one.

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