Greetings, adventurers. You have joined us for another action packed

episode of the Drunks and Dragons podcast. How do you do? I do. Thank you. Thank you, Mike

I'm not done yet. And finally, also special guest Brett Michaels. It's very very distracting

and it's very rude that she's wearing it because there's no way that I can focus. I don't know what I

mean. I got dirty hair too. We're recording on Saturday night and apparently me and

Nika haven't left the house today. So I've only had five hours of sleep so hopefully. Why? Why were you

up so late? I went to the Battle for Zindacar pre-release event and at midnight. I can idiot. What company

runs that? Wizards of the coast. Oh, I love them. I love Wizards. Same of most places but

primarily the coast. And since I was doing good, I couldn't leave. Pardon me. I was like I

should lose so I can leave. But I true twice and one twice. So I got six packs, six packs, baby.

Nice. Nice. Sweet. Sweet. Sweet. Sweet. I love Wizards' brands. Should we just like start

playing or should we do this? We want to talk about stuff. I think we should start playing. I think we should start playing.

I think we should start playing. I think we should start playing. I think we should start playing. I think we should start playing.

Well, give the peeps what they want. Fuckin' Slatty murder. Yeah, I'm here. I'm so pissed freaking off.

I'm glad he's thirsty right now. All week long, I've been finding various amphibians and stomping on him.

Yeah, Tim won't stop at his marriage rampage.

One thing that I do want to say, you got to geeklecon.com because you can go buy a ticket right now.

Oh shit. Oh, shit. I hope they're not sold out. I hope I get one. I don't want to. I hate to have to miss it.

Unless things have all gotten horribly wrong, I think you can buy one of the ones that this podcast is at. You should be able to buy a ticket. Geeklecon.

So anyway, I hope you all are excited about that as I am. I guess this is what I want to say. Geekledencom. I'm just nervous because I'm going to get blue balls for Geeklecon because it's so far a fuckin' way. It's far and no.

Oh, it is. But you know, it's going to happen the week before Geeklecon. We're all going to be like, oh, I came really quick. Why?

Like, think about this. The new season of Game of Thrones is going to come out before we go to Geekle.

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