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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 27 September 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:20.17 I’ve Been Infected With The Woke Mind Virus: I’m Afraid My Dogs Are Going To Cancel Me 00:07:54:23.69 This Country Needs To Start Innovating Again! Let’s Start With Arm Rests On Toilets 00:11:16:17.01 I’m Cranking Because I’m Teething 00:12:27:08.45 Whiny Drunk Woman Arrested – Transforms Into Banshee In Cop Car 00:21:19:21.21 Crying Over Hairy A Vagina 00:23:21:19.15 Drunk Dudes Go Gay 00:26:00:10.39 A Pro R4p3 Rally On Campus? 00:30:58:02.49 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, September 27th, 2023, coming up on the program today.
0:05.4	Why I'm worried my dogs might cancel my ass.
0:08.8	Plus a rare pro rape rally.
0:11.2	A drunk woman's need to wear fuzzy slippers to calm her general anxiety disorder and a man
0:16.8	crying over Harry pussy, all coming up today.
0:37.5	Why I'm worried my dogs might cancel my ass, it's Wednesday, September 27th, 2020, coming up on the program today.
0:58.2	Why I'm worried my dogs might cancel my ass, it's Wednesday, September 27th, 2020, coming up on the program today.
1:16.9	Why I'm worried my dogs might cancel my ass, it's Wednesday, September 27th, 2020, coming up on the program today.
1:33.3	Why I'm worried my dogs might cancel my ass, it's Wednesday, September 27th, 2020, coming up on the program today.
2:03.3	Why I'm worried my dogs might cancel my ass, it's Wednesday, September 27th, 2020, coming up on the program today.
2:14.3	I'm not going to spend a lot of time on this, but it's going to be a rapid fire segment.
2:18.6	I woke up today, annoyed, and I need to get stuff off my chest.
2:23.1	First of all, you know how conservatives, especially people like Elon Musk and stuff.
2:29.0	Constantly reference the woke mind virus?
2:32.7	Well, I think I understand what they're talking about here.
2:35.7	There may be some validity to what they're saying, because I think I've been infected.
2:40.5	Long time freaks know that I have a bunch of dogs.
2:44.1	I mean, I'm down one of them, because the old one died.
2:47.9	One about like a month ago or something like that, but I still have two left that I have not managed to kill.
2:54.9	These are my pandemic dogs.
2:57.4	I got them in either mid 2020 or 2021.
3:00.9	I can't quite remember.
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