Thanksgiving Special!
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2022
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
The dads talk turkey! Thanksgiving coups, board games, political intrigue, crap family, friendsgiving... and a very long bonus segment for patrons!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.0 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. |
| 0:12.0 | Complete and undependent. |
| 0:15.0 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.3 | Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's unbuttoning its pants and leaning precariously back in its seat. |
| 0:34.9 | I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, |
| 0:38.4 | gentlemen. Okay, I thought we weren't doing the sex episode this week. |
| 0:41.7 | But you're going on an intro like that, Tom. I said precariously, not predatorily. |
| 0:47.9 | All liens are precarious when you're as fat as I am, Tom. You become that boppum clown. |
| 0:54.4 | Well, sorry, Eli. |
| 0:55.9 | The problem is I still have like 20 more tips on finding the clit as a 12-year-old. |
| 1:00.0 | I just need to get him out. |
| 1:02.5 | It's that time of the year? |
| 1:04.4 | Thomas Smith is going through his childhood drawings. |
| 1:06.9 | Everybody else has like a house with like a little chimney smoke coming up. |
| 1:10.7 | Thomas has anatomically accurate drawings. |
| 1:13.0 | You were the only one who had to suffer through of drawings. |
| 1:15.0 | I'm still. |
| 1:16.2 | I'm still haunted by that. |
| 1:18.3 | I know this is not the topic. |
| 1:19.3 | Wait, oh no, this is the topic. |
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