I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can.

Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's carrying in all the groceries in one trip no matter how much it hurts.

I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined, as always, by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. If that's a toxic male trait, then I guess I'm a toxic male. I'm sorry. I'm going to get all of them. Why did they make them so conveniently handled, you know, the bags with the handles in a way that you could carry 400 of them if that's not what you're supposed to do. Why would they make them like that?

I will carry in the groceries in one job. My hand will be purple. When we go grocery shot, I got four fucking kids, the amount of groceries. It's an enormous amount of groceries. It's like it's huge. You know, it's a fucking enormous, enormous amount of groceries. I do not care. I don't care. Two bags of cat litter, put them on my shoulders.

Three gallons of milk, absolutely.

I'll hold shit of my teeth if I have to to bring that shit in in one trip. I'm realizing that I've lost this pleasure in life. In the post-COVID, we just order everything in multiple delivery people. Damn, that's sad. Isn't that how you guys do groceries now?

We do it 90% of the time that way,

but we always have to make like inter-delivery trips

for all the shit that we forget,

which ends up being fucking legion.

You know what we do is we just order another delivery

if we forget something.

Yeah, it was so much more expensive to do grocery deliveries that we just, I started doing

in-person shopping again.

Plus, then you get to do the-

Wait, they charge extra for it there?

Oh, yeah.

What's the one, the app that everyone was using?

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