DOD29: Hands Off My Daughter
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2022
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
In a sorta follow up to the sexicode, we talk about the toxic dad mentally that you need to scare your daughter's prom date with a gun. Eli brought shirts and they're hilarious.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.0 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:17.0 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.1 | Welcome to dear old dads. The podcast is going to meet you at the door with a scowl and a frown. |
| 0:33.2 | I'm Tom Curry and I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:36.9 | I got my shotgun and my shovel and my condoms, but those are from me and my daughter and nobody else. |
| 0:46.1 | I want to second the record straight. |
| 0:48.5 | We're only doing this episode because I need to clarify that I was not an expert at fucking at 13. |
| 0:52.9 | I strongly implied that last time. I want to apologize |
| 0:56.0 | upon listening back. I realized I went, I went straight. It breaks my heart. That's been two weeks now |
| 1:01.5 | probably since people heard that one. Thomas Smith's 13 year old self penned the compendium to the |
| 1:06.3 | commissue. Yeah. A, I was, I just didn't communicate well. That's on me. B, I also think part of what |
| 1:12.3 | happened was I reacted really strongly to the idea that someone wouldn't even talk to their |
| 1:16.9 | married partner about sex. And like that was where my strong reaction mainly was. And then that got |
| 1:23.2 | mixed in with like, oh, but when you were, you know, 15, you definitely talked to your girlfriend |
| 1:27.1 | about sex. And like, that was kind of two separate things. And so, no, like, I definitely don't want to let, I want to correct the record. I was not some expert talking about fucking and communicative person about sex when I was like 15. That's not, not what I meant. Thomas, I have some quotes here that I would just love if you want to correct the record on me. This is from a couple of weeks ago. |
| 1:47.6 | Okay, yeah. 15. It's not what I meant. Thomas, I have some quotes here that I would just love, if you want to correct the record on |
| 1:45.3 | these. |
| 1:46.0 | This is from a couple of weeks ago. |
| 1:47.9 | I can't not find the clitoris. |
| 1:52.2 | I realize in Redmond, that sounds like one thing. |
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