THANKSGIVING DISASTERS, PART 2

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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Pasta points! What are they, and how could they kill your troops?
Is Strega Nona a ladder-puller?
Let's turn Floyd's mic on for a minute and talk about Cal's interim situation
NEW JETSKI HERO UNLOCKED
In keeping with our return to Thanksgiving topics, we also return to the topic of workplace behavior on the Moon
Philly Meat Heist
The ultra-rare Thanksgiving Jetski Disaster
Introducing our new web series, Foot Or Cake?
How to display dominance at the dessert table
Mashed potato muffins: Teach the controversy
Grandpa hands math problem
Host Thanksgiving disasters, updated
AirBnB kitchens are lies filled with smaller lies
A family group chat exchange that will probably make you feel better about whatever dumb shit is going on in yours
The most literal interpretation of "Thanksgiving disaster"
Pennsylvania re-burnishes its legacy as our funniest state
Many Pyrex stories were submitted; only one has been chosen
Actually useful mashed potato tips buried in here somewhere
A "where are they now?" update to a previous Thanksgiving disaster
[is Die Hard a Christmas movie voice] is Space Jam a Thanksgiving movie
Honoring Little Miss Fore Under Five
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

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0:00.0	Hi, Ryan. How are you?
0:01.8	Hi, Spencer. I'm good. How are you?
0:04.1	He doesn't even have not tired yet. This is great.
0:05.7	Yeah, are you prepared for Thanksgiving? No. No? What do you have what do? Why would you say that? Why would you say that? I'm just, I'm asking. I'm just hurtful. No, I'm just checking. I have to make an apple pie. I have to make a pie. That's nice. I have something I want to interrupt you on.
0:21.3	Were you aware of something called the Italian Pasta Rule? make an apple pie. I have to make a pie. That's nice. I have something I want to interrupt you on.
0:24.8	Were you aware of something called the Italian pasta rule?
0:25.3	Yes.
0:27.0	You know what?
0:30.5	I'll counterbalance you here.
0:32.6	I've already seen this on my timeline.
0:34.5	You're not telling me anything new.
0:36.5	That's amazing.
0:38.9	Am I still going to dump at you?
0:39.4	Yes.
0:40.3	Here comes. What?
0:41.4	Who could have seen this going?
0:42.6	Last week we managed to trample over him when he tried this.
0:46.9	That, yes, like one of the greatest tabletop game rules ever, the campaign for North Africa
0:53.9	1978 classic,
0:56.1	featured the Italian pasta rule.
0:58.1	If you chose the Italian faction in playing this game,
1:02.7	then you suffered...
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