Cookie Man Defeats Penn State

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

You may be surprised which hosts end up on which side of the "Play Copperhead Road At Day Care" argument
George Blindness, explained
Remembering Mark Stoops topping all those basketball coaches
DJ Durkin's staying at Auburn! Gross!
Pete Golding's staying at Oxford! Whatever!
Michigan State's 48-hour Only Stick Challenge
Fired Coaches Draft update
Bob Chesney, great news: The worst part of the UCLA job is the job
Penn State why did you try the cookie people
Nebraska doesn't have enough guys to get clogged up
Which football team is "a rave with hotdogs"
Plus! Conference championship and playoff game previews
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

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0:00.0	So this is me starting a thing, an intro to the podcast.
0:08.2	The writer.
0:09.0	Behold, the writer at work.
0:11.2	I'm already so exasperated with whatever's about to happen.
0:16.6	Right.
0:17.3	I'm so pre-annoyed with whatever you're about to do.
0:21.9	I'm trying to help someone here.
0:24.1	So here I go, embarking on my stated purpose.
0:28.9	Right.
0:29.2	Okay.
0:29.7	Yep.
0:31.0	And I'm going.
0:33.0	Oh, what?
0:33.6	A carefully constructed arrangement has emerged if only no one comes along to interfere.
0:40.5	Do we want to talk about George blindness?
0:42.6	Are we going to do George blindness?
0:44.3	We're going to discuss George blindness, but I've been interrupted.
0:46.9	So it's already, Thanksgiving is already come and gone, but I would like to belatedly say.
0:51.7	Source?
0:53.9	Canada.
0:54.8	According to Canada, Thanksgiving is long gone.
0:57.6	All right.
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