Cookie Man Defeats Penn State
Shutdown Fullcast
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2025
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
- You may be surprised which hosts end up on which side of the "Play Copperhead Road At Day Care" argument
- George Blindness, explained
- Remembering Mark Stoops topping all those basketball coaches
- DJ Durkin's staying at Auburn! Gross!
- Pete Golding's staying at Oxford! Whatever!
- Michigan State's 48-hour Only Stick Challenge
- Fired Coaches Draft update
- Bob Chesney, great news: The worst part of the UCLA job is the job
- Penn State why did you try the cookie people
- Nebraska doesn't have enough guys to get clogged up
- Which football team is "a rave with hotdogs"
- Plus! Conference championship and playoff game previews
- Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
- Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
- DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
- Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
- Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | So this is me starting a thing, an intro to the podcast. |
| 0:08.2 | The writer. |
| 0:09.0 | Behold, the writer at work. |
| 0:11.2 | I'm already so exasperated with whatever's about to happen. |
| 0:16.6 | Right. |
| 0:17.3 | I'm so pre-annoyed with whatever you're about to do. |
| 0:21.9 | I'm trying to help someone here. |
| 0:24.1 | So here I go, embarking on my stated purpose. |
| 0:28.9 | Right. |
| 0:29.2 | Okay. |
| 0:29.7 | Yep. |
| 0:31.0 | And I'm going. |
| 0:33.0 | Oh, what? |
| 0:33.6 | A carefully constructed arrangement has emerged if only no one comes along to interfere. |
| 0:40.5 | Do we want to talk about George blindness? |
| 0:42.6 | Are we going to do George blindness? |
| 0:44.3 | We're going to discuss George blindness, but I've been interrupted. |
| 0:46.9 | So it's already, Thanksgiving is already come and gone, but I would like to belatedly say. |
| 0:51.7 | Source? |
| 0:53.9 | Canada. |
| 0:54.8 | According to Canada, Thanksgiving is long gone. |
| 0:57.6 | All right. |
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