Lane Kiffin To Dumbsinane

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Space crime update
We would once again like to remind the audience and ourselves that we don't know shit about hiring coaches
Ole Miss Has A Decree and don't we all just love that for them
Lane has already done something to make all of this worse by the time this episode drops
Pop-Tarts Bowl has gone too far this time
A proud moment in hating pays off for Spencer
Surber unburdens himself about the Air Bud reboot
The dizzying depths of The American ™ tiebreaker scenarios
Plus! The week 13 college football slate
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Chris Watkins
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

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0:00.0	I wanted to start since we've got a quorum with a fact that I did not know before this week,
0:07.5	because I knew a lot of things.
0:09.8	But one thing I did not know.
0:11.5	The one thing.
0:12.8	The one thing.
0:13.7	I'm done after this.
0:15.1	I've learned it all.
0:17.6	I did not know that there was a tab that Holly had open on her phone for six years.
0:23.5	Okay, I haven't had the tab open for six years.
0:26.3	That would be crazy.
0:28.6	How long is that tab been open?
0:30.7	Can I ask some follow-up questions?
0:32.8	Yeah.
0:33.4	Have you had the same phone for six years?
0:35.7	No, which is how I know I haven't had this tab open for six years.
0:39.3	All right.
0:39.6	All right.
0:40.6	I'm already declaring Spencer's declaration false, but please go ahead.
0:44.8	I said I have been, I said I had this story.
0:49.4	He's trying to make me sound like a crazy person because Spencer came to me with an incorrect assertion.
0:55.8	Okay.
0:56.2	And I said, wait, that story's from 2019.
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