Lane Kiffin To Dumbsinane
Shutdown Fullcast
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
- Space crime update
- We would once again like to remind the audience and ourselves that we don't know shit about hiring coaches
- Ole Miss Has A Decree and don't we all just love that for them
- Lane has already done something to make all of this worse by the time this episode drops
- Pop-Tarts Bowl has gone too far this time
- A proud moment in hating pays off for Spencer
- Surber unburdens himself about the Air Bud reboot
- The dizzying depths of The American ™ tiebreaker scenarios
- Plus! The week 13 college football slate
- This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
- Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Chris Watkins
- DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
- Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
- Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
- Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I wanted to start since we've got a quorum with a fact that I did not know before this week, |
| 0:07.5 | because I knew a lot of things. |
| 0:09.8 | But one thing I did not know. |
| 0:11.5 | The one thing. |
| 0:12.8 | The one thing. |
| 0:13.7 | I'm done after this. |
| 0:15.1 | I've learned it all. |
| 0:17.6 | I did not know that there was a tab that Holly had open on her phone for six years. |
| 0:23.5 | Okay, I haven't had the tab open for six years. |
| 0:26.3 | That would be crazy. |
| 0:28.6 | How long is that tab been open? |
| 0:30.7 | Can I ask some follow-up questions? |
| 0:32.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.4 | Have you had the same phone for six years? |
| 0:35.7 | No, which is how I know I haven't had this tab open for six years. |
| 0:39.3 | All right. |
| 0:39.6 | All right. |
| 0:40.6 | I'm already declaring Spencer's declaration false, but please go ahead. |
| 0:44.8 | I said I have been, I said I had this story. |
| 0:49.4 | He's trying to make me sound like a crazy person because Spencer came to me with an incorrect assertion. |
| 0:55.8 | Okay. |
| 0:56.2 | And I said, wait, that story's from 2019. |
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