Thank You Mr. White Lady, Sir.

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2014

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Sherrod and Kurt discuss black people and swimming. They also read an article about if black acted the way white people do. @kurtmetzger @Sherrod_Small @KaytlinBailey

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to stand-up New York Labs.
0:03.8	Oh, yeah.
0:06.0	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be able to be?
0:09.6	You can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:12.6	It's what we do, baby.
0:14.3	Yeah.
0:15.2	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:16.7	I have the power.
0:19.2	That's great.
0:21.0	Yeah, for Bethsker. I have the power! With the Fetzker and shit lives, small, small,
0:21.6	yeah, we're back.
0:25.5	Finally.
0:26.3	So I'm done with all those jobs I had, I got.
0:28.2	Finally!
0:30.3	I know.
0:30.5	I'm not a fan of work, Kurt.
0:32.3	Uh, work Kurt is the worst kind of Turk.
0:34.4	I'm telling you, when Kurt got a couple coins in his pocket and somewhere to somewhere to be, I don't even recognize that motherfucker. It's, I know, I don't care for it,
0:42.4	one bit. And I don't know how I keep getting these jobs because I'm not a professional. But you're
0:46.9	the hottest writer, a comedy writer in New York City right now. I don't think so, dude. Out of what white people want, the Neil Brennan's and the so-and-so's?
0:56.6	Not like how you think.
0:57.4	I'll tell you where I get some credits from is Schumer's show.
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