ALWAYS TRUST SHERROD
Race Wars
Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
4.1 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2014
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You are now checked in to stand-up New York Labs. |
| 0:03.8 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:06.0 | Race wars. |
| 0:07.1 | I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be able to be? |
| 0:09.4 | He can say the word only in the confines of this podcast. |
| 0:12.5 | It's what we do, baby. |
| 0:14.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:15.1 | You're out of your fucking mind, dude. |
| 0:16.6 | I have the power. |
| 0:18.5 | With the Metsker and Shibir and Shipsk Spice. |
| 0:24.9 | There we go. Welcome. |
| 0:26.7 | Race pause. We're back. Finally. |
| 0:28.6 | Happy birthday, Kurt. Yeah, I'm 37 years young. |
| 0:31.7 | Happy birthday. I like to say years young. |
| 0:34.7 | You are withering on the vine. |
| 0:36.8 | Why is Caitlin have a fucking snory attack at me every show now? |
| 0:40.4 | Because the only thing I have on you is that I'm dramatically younger than you. |
| 0:44.0 | It's his birthday. |
| 0:44.7 | He gets a pass today. |
| 0:45.8 | Oh my God. |
| 0:47.0 | Caitlin, if she told me I was wearing mom jeans the last shit. |
| 0:49.4 | Like, |
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