TGIF 7/26/24: Big Brother Tea, Pissing Off Trixie Mattel Fans, and a New Vocal Stim!

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea and Donny may busy being empathetic, trolling Trixie Mattel's fans and getting thicker cvm, but besides that, Donny worked the Big Brother 26 premiere party and Chelsea survived the Microsoft crash. Once they're finished talking about themselves, they discuss Jojo Siwa, the I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot, chickens laying yummy yummy bread, and the 20th Anniversary "re-release" of Ashlee Simpson's Autobiography album (you can keep the re-release, but give us a tour!) Thanks to today’s sponsor, Green Chef! Head to Greenchef.com/cuteone50 and use code CUTEONE50 to get 50%, plus 20% off your next two months! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:06.5	Listen, you got through the week like we got through 9-11.
0:10.1	And a recession, and the special K diet, and the time that James Franco hosted the Oscars,
0:15.4	And Ben Plattswig and dear Evan Hansen.
0:18.0	T G I F.
0:21.0	Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one. And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.
0:23.2	And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.
0:25.4	T-G-I-F-C-Dies.
0:27.2	I almost just perished.
0:29.4	I just choked on my own spit.
0:31.4	Now, this, not even a minute minute in here's the time to tell you I guess because of my deviated
0:36.8	septum I have a hard time giving blow jobs Chelsea because if something is in my mouth
0:46.8	I can't breathe through my nose so then I chuck on my own spit too I'm just trying to say I know what it feels that was you
0:51.5	demonstrating empathy.
0:52.8	You could walk a mile in my shoes because it's hard for you to give a blow job.
0:57.2	Well, there's no time like the present and I do encourage you to maybe one day get that looked into because it does seem like it
1:04.0	causes you quite a bit of trouble. I'm seeing a doctor on Thursday so
1:08.7	kitties if you're listening on Friday I saw a doctor yesterday details to follow but I have a full list and it's at a gay clinic so I'm
1:16.3	gonna say if you expect me to live like a gay man and have sex you need to fix my
1:20.8	roast beef privates you need to fix my migraines because I can't sleep you
1:26.2	need to fix my deviated septum because I can't give blow jobs and you need to
1:30.3	fix the mucus in my throat because I can't walk a block without gagging.
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