I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (The Cuties Get Dunked On!)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Thanks to today’s sponsor, Green Chef! Head to Greenchef.com/cuteone50 and use code CUTEONE50 to get 50%, plus 20% off your next two months! Austin Butler didn’t win the Oscar for Elvis, Connie Britton looks like a dried up cinnamon stick, Nicholas Cage trains crows, and Helen Keller may not have been real (if you ask Gen Z). The Cute Ones discuss those hot topics, as well as twins making out, different ways to work the system, and the best Chelsea’s ever looked. Also, straight men are so annoying and there's no carnival games at basketball games. (Send this podcast to your favorite gay!) If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:06.4	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic, ourselves.
0:11.2	Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one.
0:13.0	And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.
0:15.0	And today we're going to save the gays across America by covering, I now pronounce you Chuck
0:20.3	and Larry.
0:21.3	Oof.
0:22.3	How have you seen this?
0:24.0	I saw it in theaters.
0:25.0	Me too.
0:26.0	And I remember I was moved.
0:28.0	Oh no. I remember that I thought, okay, that wasn't so bad and I want to go back in time and bitch slap myself because it was that bad this movie
0:37.2	fucking sucks you say yes it's bad now here's the thing I think that gays have such limited representation. Yeah, thank you. Oh my God.
0:49.6	cuties it's 11 o'clock at night. We're starting this at 11 o'clock at night so
0:54.0	Patreon cuties to to buckle up motherfuckers. I think that gays have such
0:58.6	limited representation especially in 2007 that like this was close to all we had so I took it in and again I
1:06.6	cried at this movie in theater and again when we watched it today okay well I'm glad that you had a moment. I think what makes movies from this particular
1:18.7	time period so bad is like they all are trying to have a message. You know what I mean? Like in the
1:25.0	90s we had parents abandoning their kids. We had teachers trying to sleep with
1:30.4	their students. But they weren't trying to preach anything to us. Like they were
1:34.3	morally corrupt, but they were just putting it out there. Whereas like this movie was very shallow
1:40.2	howl-coated in that the whole time they're on a soap box about inclusivity
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