Textual Harassment

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2015

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

When Hector wants to get a hold of his friend Molly, he'll send her repeated texts or emails, with just the word "hi" or an emoji. Molly says his digital poking has become a stressor in her life. Can Judge Hodgman help these pals resolve their dispute?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.4	I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn.
0:05.8	This week, Textual Harassment.
0:07.9	Molly brings the case against her good friend Hector.
0:11.0	Hector values her advice and often seeks her thoughts on matters professional or personal.
0:15.5	Since they live far away from each other, he often texts or emails her to get in touch.
0:20.7	Molly says that his digital poking and consultation has gotten out of hand.
0:25.6	Should Hector tone it down?
0:27.3	Well, only one man can decide.
0:29.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:34.9	Smiling face with open mouth emoji.
0:38.6	Family emoji, man, woman, boy, girl.
0:41.4	Equal sign, equal sign, period.
0:45.1	Anguished face emoji, family emoji, man, woman, boy, girl.
0:49.6	Equal sign, equal sign with a slash through it.
0:54.3	Russian flag.
0:57.4	Bale of Jesse Thorn, please swear them in.
1:00.4	Please rise and raise your right hands.
1:02.3	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God or whatever?
1:07.7	I do.
1:08.5	I do.
1:09.6	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he
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