The Bert Show.

All right, let's get to Megan here, who we helped last week with a texting tutor.

We somewhat helped her.

It's actually the first time I think we've done a texting tutor and said,

you know what, let's just check back with you Monday to see if we really got to do a texting tutor.

Hey, Megan, for those that didn't hear on Friday, what was going on with your daughter and this flower dress and the cousin?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

So the long and short of it was my daughter was in my cousin's wedding, and it was this past weekend.

And the flower girl dress that she had me get was highly inappropriate for a five-year-old.

And so that was our dilemma last we spoke.

And she sent us a picture of this dress.

You want to explain it again?

Because it really was highly inappropriate for a five-year-old.

Yeah, so she didn't send us the actual flower girl dress with her daughter in it.

She sent us the adult version of the dress with a model in it.

And it's just because it's extremely low cut and it has like this sheer panel in the front.

But, you know, for a five-year-old to wear something low cut, it just doesn't...

Not cool.

It wasn't cool.

And she felt it was inappropriate. And, you know, Megan's the mom.

And she didn't want her daughter to wear that dress. And so she wanted us to text the cousin,

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