How Did One Of Our Producer’s DAD Ruin Someone In Studio’s Date?!
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🗓️ 5 May 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. |
| 0:01.0 | To all the moms that listen and support The Birch Show, we just want you to know that we have your back. |
| 0:06.6 | Because if you have a special someone in your life that is supposed to recognize you this weekend, they're going to get reminded every single day. |
| 0:15.8 | As of public service, the Birch Show reminds you. |
| 0:19.4 | Mother's Day is only... |
| 0:20.7 | Six! Days away. Don't screw it up, dummy. Okay. Public service, the Birch Show reminds you. Mother's Day is only six. |
| 0:21.6 | Days away. |
| 0:23.0 | Don't screw it up, dummy. |
| 0:26.6 | We will be doing that every single day. |
| 0:29.8 | So right now, you have six days to make sure that you get the mother in your life something special. |
| 0:36.5 | If they mess this up, it's not on us. |
| 0:38.0 | No, it is not. |
| 0:38.8 | We are trying to do the Lord's Mark here. |
| 0:40.5 | So there Abby was all excited about this first date she's about to have. |
| 0:45.5 | And the unlikliest of people messed it up, Rebecca's dad. |
| 0:49.7 | So shocking. |
| 0:50.5 | If you had to give me a list of all the people that I thought could screw this up for me, |
| 0:53.8 | I'd probably be at the top of the list. And Rebecca's dad would be at the bottom. And unfortunately, |
| 0:58.2 | Rebecca's dad totally screwed up my date to the point where I'm like, I don't think I'm ever |
| 1:02.9 | going to see this man again. So I'm dipping my toe back into the dating pool again. I relapsed and I got back on the apps because I'm lonely and I... |
| 1:12.6 | Is it any different this time than it was last time? It's, you know what? I don't know if it's |
| 1:16.8 | just that I've included less information about myself on my profile, but I am getting an |
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