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Texting Tutor Update: She Needs Our Help Uninviting A Family Member From Her Daughter's Wedding

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to. She is helping her daughter plan her wedding, but there is a guest she has to reach out to that is totally overstepping bounds. She needs our help! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is the virtue.

0:02.4

So we have to get an update on our last texting tutor because the mom was so sweet and so naive

0:08.1

and she was trying to do the right thing by her daughter, but it didn't go real well

0:12.8

because her daughter's friend was just so stubborn if I remember correctly, right?

0:18.1

Yes, so Stephanie is the mother of the bride and she wanted our help to text a guest

0:23.2

to not bring her plus one.

0:24.7

The guest was invited, but she couldn't bring a plus one and not only that, she wanted

0:28.8

to bring a plus two.

0:30.2

She wanted to bring two guests to the wedding.

0:32.6

So am I doing this right?

0:36.7

Tommy, am I reading the right thing?

0:38.7

Yeah, the one that says part one, do recap.

0:41.9

Okay, yeah, I just double checking because I was like, I started, I'm like, wait a second,

0:44.9

I want to make sure I read the right thing.

0:46.2

All right, so Stephanie.

0:47.2

So do you guys at the outset of this show?

0:48.2

This is our first day back from vacation.

0:49.6

No, you can expect this all morning long walk.

0:51.8

First day back, it's tomorrow.

0:52.8

That I'm a suck.

0:53.8

So this is the best.

0:54.8

So Stephanie's daughter had her wedding this past weekend.

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