The Bert Show.

All right.

So Kristen, I wasn't here for texting tutor, so do tell.

All right, so I'm going to go ahead and let Abby and Mo do the recap because I have the follow-up.

Oh, so it said Kristen recap.

Sorry.

Yeah, it wasn't.

Something about a mechanic.

Oh, yeah.

So Kathy basically needed, basically got screwed out of like $1,200 from a mechanic. And she called us up because, you know, mechanics are always trying to get one over

on women because women, we don't know about cars.

So we had to basically text the mechanic as her fake husband.

She doesn't have a husband.

She's like casually seeing some man.

So we pretended to be her fake husband to text the mechanic to say,

hey, you put on some brake pads backwards, totally screwed up my car. We took it to another

mechanic and they told us that the brake pads were totally, totally wrong. So we want to come back

to you so that you give us a refund so we can actually afford to fix our car.

But the mechanic was kind of being a D bag.

All right.

And I received multiple DMs after I suggested in our texting tutor after everything was said and done.

And Doug was like, I'm not giving you a penny that I was going to be her lawyer.

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