Kristin Shares Why YOU Should Be Her Swolemate!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 10 March 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Do you want to be Kristin’s swolemate? She's gonna sweat it out at the gym with the help of a trainer, and she wants to pass on some of her good fortune to YOU!
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.0 | Do you want to get healthy? |
| 0:02.3 | Do you want to get healthy with Kristen? |
| 0:04.1 | Because she is looking for her swole mate right now. |
| 0:07.1 | Thank you for that word, by the way. |
| 0:08.7 | What? |
| 0:09.4 | Swole mate. |
| 0:10.1 | Swole mate. |
| 0:10.8 | Looking for my swallmate. |
| 0:12.1 | So Jimbrose, when they're trying to get all like swole and buff, call each other swolmates. |
| 0:16.4 | All right. So if you need to do a little strength training yourself because you're weak AF like me, |
| 0:22.7 | then you could score yourself a gym membership, |
| 0:26.4 | a personal trainer, a body composition scan, |
| 0:29.4 | all the things, courtesy of pinnacle fitness. |
| 0:33.2 | All you have to do is sign up to be my swell mate. |
| 0:38.2 | Hello? Hello? |
| 0:42.3 | Do you want to be my swole mate? |
| 0:45.8 | Come on, let's go and lift. |
| 0:48.9 | We have no muscles anymore. |
| 0:51.6 | We will be sore. |
| 0:52.7 | It's time to make the shift. |
| 0:55.7 | You'll be my spotting buddy. |
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