Texting Tutor Update: Grandma Keeps Feeding Her Kids Candy Against Her Wishes!

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🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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She needed our help hitting up her mother-in-law to let her know that her kids are NOT allowed to eat candy with her anymore! How'd Grandma take it? NOT WELL. How did the weekend go?

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.0	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:03.8	Yeah.
0:04.2	Oh, never mind.
0:05.2	Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come.
0:08.2	Holiday of a lifetime.
0:09.5	I can't wait.
0:11.0	Me neither.
0:12.3	Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.0	Austria?
0:17.0	We're supposed to be going to Australia?
0:19.7	What have you done?
0:20.5	Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done?
0:24.3	Should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online.
0:27.3	Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.9	I've only got a bikini handy.
0:35.0	Santandé's edge current account gives cashback to reward customers.
0:37.6	Do they also reward treachery?
0:42.3	This contains the names of people who have their salary paid into... Our rival's current account.
0:45.2	Nicholas!
0:46.5	They give me cashback on my big supermarket shop.
0:48.7	You'll be hearing from our lawyers.
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