Our Commentators Who Have Never Watched A Football Game Share Their Super Bowl Play-By-Play!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 10 February 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Are we there yet, Dad? |
| 0:02.0 | Uh, nearly. |
| 0:05.0 | Dad, are we there yet? |
| 0:08.0 | Soon, darling, aye. |
| 0:10.0 | Are we there yet? |
| 0:13.0 | Soon, just be round the corner. |
| 0:16.0 | Dad! |
| 0:17.0 | I know, I know, are we there yet? |
| 0:20.0 | No. Are we lost, Dad? |
| 0:24.1 | Aye, I think so. |
| 0:26.6 | Should have gone to Speck Savers. |
| 0:28.3 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:32.4 | The Fruit Show. |
| 0:33.8 | I'll say a hundred times a year. |
| 0:36.8 | I appreciate those people. And those people like our |
| 0:43.1 | producer Mikey, our producer Rebecca, my artistic son Hayden, that couldn't care less about sports. |
| 0:52.4 | Man, that must be such a great place to be in. |
| 0:55.4 | 100 times, 100 times a year when my team loses or I'm invested in another three and a half |
| 1:01.3 | hours on watching them lose or I go online and I see they're not making trades or getting |
| 1:06.3 | free agents in the off season. Like I'm really part of the team. What a waste of time. |
| 1:11.4 | It's a toxic relationship that you literally sign up to be a part of every single year, |
| 1:15.7 | and I can't figure out why. |
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