Texting Tutor: She Needs Our Help Breaking Up With Her Teen Daughter’s Boyfriend!
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🗓️ 10 October 2025
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 1:04.0 | Can I go home now? |
| 1:05.9 | Were you out late last night or something? |
| 1:07.7 | No, I just like, I'm just having been sleeping well. |
| 1:10.2 | Oh, because you're not going to be employed in a couple of weeks. |
| 1:12.9 | Is that it? Depression. And have no, yeah, no future at all? Is that it? Take it. Probably. Did you have two cats to feed but no money to feed them with? Is it that? I think that's what it is. I'm just watching them. I'm like, oh my God, it's going to be so sad when you guys die. |
| 1:28.2 | So fun now. |
| 1:29.1 | Well, you can eat them. |
| 1:30.3 | If you want to have money for food so you can eat the cats. Yeah, I do that. Cat kebabs. That'll keep me until May when you decide to come back. Who says I'm rehiring you? You probably wouldn't. This was a fun way to get into texting. You hear meas listening to this thing going, what the f***? Hey, Mia. Hello, how are you today? He did. Good. Okay, you need our help texting. Is it your daughter's boyfriend? It is. What are you doing? What are you doing? No, it's on her behalf. So she's aware and she's in on it. Oh, she wants you to do this. She does, she does. Okay, do tell moms. So they're 15 and 17, so, you know, very young. But, you know, approaching adulthood and making our decision type of thing. So I didn't want to, you know, overstep, but they met during summer at their job. And she's now at a new school that he is not at. And she's really focused on |
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