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Here’s How Someone In Studio Got Out Of Jury Duty Back In The Day!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

He’s trying to get out of jury duty next week! Luckily we’ve got some experience escaping civil duty!

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Apply with £100,000 annual income or £100,000 savings or investments with HSBC, UK, or Premier Status Broad, covered provided by Aviva Insurance Limited, Age Restrictions and Limitations Apply. Get it, the Bert Show. All right, so I'm going to say something here that you don't hear very often in this country. You ready for this? This is a very edgy statement. I don't mind jury duty. I really don't. I don't mind it. You're crazy. I don't mind it. I think. Have you been on a jury though? Have you sat? I have, yeah. I was way back in the day when I was living in San Diego. But yeah, I've been on there. And then I got called a couple of years ago also. And one of the lawyers noticed me as Bert from the Birch show and said, get out of here.

1:45.6

So I didn't have to do that. That was a lucky break. See? And I thought that was going to happen to me. Because when I got called for jury duty years ago, I was like, oh, of course. Yeah, they recognized me. but because of something you said and I brought it up during questioning of the jurors,

1:45.6

I ended up getting selected and was on a freaking jury for like three, four days.

1:51.2

Was this the Magic City thing?

1:52.4

Yes.

1:52.8

What was that all about again?

1:53.9

I got called for jury duty.

1:56.0

I'm like, surely they're not going to pick me, right?

1:58.1

Public figure, radio, blah, blah, whatever.

2:03.1

No. And we go and they're whittling it down for this case and I keep advancing. And I'm like, this is not somewhere I would

2:10.1

like to advance. Like I would like to be my number to be dismissed so I can go home. And we,

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