Texting Tutor PT 2: Who Gets Custody Of The Dog?!
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🗓️ 6 October 2023
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Southern Comfort is so tasteful. Nothing says tasteful, like realising you're the only one at the party in Fancy Dress. |
| 0:09.0 | And nothing says tasteful, like mixing up a venom cocktail with Southern Comfort, orange juice and blue alcapup. |
| 0:15.0 | What's more tasteful than a neon green cocktail? Southern Comfort, so tasteful. |
| 0:20.0 | Follow Southern Comfort at Southern Comfort UK to learn more. |
| 0:23.0 | Be drinker.co.uk |
| 0:31.0 | Strength and things. |
| 0:45.0 | There's a whole range of strings and things called strings and things including cheese strings, yollies and cheese shapes. |
| 0:52.0 | Find them all in the cheese and nhocковtile。 |
| 0:55.0 | Straight and things. |
| 0:57.0 | That's for sure. |
| 0:58.0 | All right. |
| 0:59.0 | So we are going to start texting Ivy's ex boyfriend. |
| 1:03.2 | They moved in together knowing that they were going to be together forever until at least |
| 1:07.8 | the lease was up. |
| 1:09.9 | And they broke up, but they bought a dog together in the meantime. |
| 1:12.9 | Ivy can't remember who signed the papers when they went to the pound to get the dog, |
| 1:19.2 | but she knows this that she just moved into a nice house with a nice yard and the dog |
| 1:24.0 | would be way happier with her than she is with the D bag. |
| 1:26.8 | All right. |
| 1:27.8 | We're not using the word dog anymore. |
| 1:29.3 | It's Milo, Milo, Milo, the black lab. |
| 1:33.4 | And we are not trying to take Milo away from dad. |
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