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Texting Tutor PT 1: Who Gets Custody Of The Dog?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

They bought a dog thinking they'd be together FOREVER! Well, they broke up a month ago. Now...who gets custody of the dog?! It's #TextingTutor! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:26.0

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0:36.0

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0:45.0

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0:52.0

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0:56.0

The Ferture

0:58.0

Alright guys buckle in, I think we've been here before. You guys ready for a good fight?

1:03.0

We've been here before.

1:10.0

Good morning, Ivy. You are on the birchow. Looking for some help texting? You want custody of that dog?

1:23.0

Yep, exactly.

1:26.0

So my ex and I were living together and we thought it was a great idea to you know, next step get a dog.

1:34.0

And it's such a good boy, all the good things, but things just didn't work out between us and we broke up and he kept the dog and I moved out.

1:44.0

But you know circumstances have changed and now I'm in a house, the huge backyard and whatnot and I want the dog back.

1:54.0

Like I also you know interact and see him all the time, but I want to live with me so you can have an open backyard and freedom instead of an apartment.

2:03.0

Okay, so we need some more details outside the dog. Was it an ugly break up?

2:10.0

I mean it was but we've we've fixed things.

2:15.0

You fixed things, but when you all broke up, you moved out, he kept the dog.

2:20.0

What was said exactly pertaining to the dog and who was going to be the owner?

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