meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Bert Show

Texting Tutor PT 2: She Needs Our Help Uninviting A Family Member From Her Daughter's Wedding

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2022

⏱️ 13 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to. She is helping her daughter plan her wedding, but there is a guest she has to reach out to that is totally overstepping bounds. She needs our help! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Get it the bird show.

0:01.7

I so we're about to start texting to her for Stephanie here.

0:06.1

Stephanie is the mother of the bride and they have a friend that is kind of being really

0:12.8

rude here, right?

0:14.3

Kristen.

0:15.3

Very rude.

0:16.3

Super rude in that she's asking for two invites to the wedding other than her.

0:21.6

So it would be a plus three.

0:23.6

Unbelievable.

0:24.6

Unbelievable.

0:25.6

Unbelievable.

0:26.6

And we have to tell her no, no guests for you.

0:29.7

And what's the reason for that, Kristen?

0:31.2

No guests.

0:32.2

Because the venue can't accommodate it.

0:33.5

Like they just don't have enough room.

0:34.8

And then if she does it, Stephanie, the mother of the bride is worried that this is going

0:38.1

to be a domino effect and then it's just going to be a free for all and everybody's going

0:41.0

to be bringing just a crap ton of guests and that's going to be a lot of money.

0:44.0

Yeah.

0:45.0

Stephanie, so before we get into texting your daughter's friend, how much interaction do you have

0:52.0

with this friend normally?

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Bert Show, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Bert Show and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.