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Texting Tutor PT 1: She Needs Our Help Uninviting A Family Member From Her Daughter's Wedding

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🗓️ 1 July 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to. She is helping her daughter plan her wedding, but there is a guest she has to reach out to that is totally overstepping bounds. She needs our help! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're on the virtue. I wear about to start texting to her and that's where we help Stephanie here

0:07.5

Text and use the words to text

0:11.1

Because she is the mother of the bride and as I understand it once our help texting one of the bride's friends and saying

0:20.6

You can come but your plus one

0:24.4

Hey, Steph

0:26.5

That was really informal of me like I don't know you. I don't know why you called you Steph

0:29.9

Your name is Stephanie. I apologize

0:33.0

Roode

0:35.0

I'm still appreciative of the help that you guys are giving me so all right, so tell us how we can help you

0:39.4

Yeah, so my daughter Laura is her wedding in like last time two weeks and

0:48.0

We set up a number a number of tables and

0:52.1

and

0:54.1

We decided that only with only people that they are either on a long term relationship for example that they were gonna get a

1:04.9

plus one in the patient other than that

1:07.9

For both of you be something because like I said we agreed on a number we cannot have

1:14.4

more than that number in in our venue and

1:19.2

And

1:21.2

My daughter's friend her name is Nina

1:24.2

She I'm on her

1:27.2

Along time because they can friends and pass because of that girl she

1:35.4

Like only one boyfriend is always like switching in and

1:40.8

And

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