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Texting Tutor PT 1: She’s Letting Her Friend Move In Against Her Boyfriend’s Wishes!

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🗓️ 13 October 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Her best friend broke up with her boyfriend and needs a place to stay! So, she offered! It's her husband who's not gonna be happy hearing the news...it's #TextingTutor! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

the virtue. So I might not be on my A game today. Oh, you think what happened, booboo happened.

0:09.2

So just behind the scenes, we tape our texting tutors a couple of days before we play them for

0:14.3

you guys because generally they take a long time. The last thing you guys want to do is here back

0:18.9

and forth when there's just a lot of editing that has to take place. So they would be an hour long

0:24.2

if we tried them live, right? So we tape them on Wednesdays and we play them for you guys on Fridays.

0:28.9

So this morning, I'm not doing the show from in studio. I'm at a friend's house in Florida.

0:35.3

So as I was doing the tease coming into this texting tutor, I teased last week's texting tutor and

0:42.3

not the one that we actually recorded two days ago. And you did that knowing like what was in

0:48.3

the schedule? What was written was correct. Yeah, you and Tommy put together the schedule flawlessly

0:55.0

and it told me what I was supposed to be plugging. But through my cloudiness this morning,

1:01.2

because yet, Florida is a medical marijuana state and I'm short. So that I might be a little bit

1:12.3

cloudy this morning. So your tease was perfect, but my mind went back to last week. So you time

1:17.6

traveled for it? I time travels. I absolutely time traveled. So this texting tutor,

1:22.8

Kristen, do you want to explain exactly what it is before we hit it? Sure. Her best friend just got

1:28.1

broken up with and she wants to move the friend into her house for a few weeks. But her husband

1:35.5

hates this woman, hates this wrong word. He's highly annoyed by her. So she needs our help texting

1:40.8

her husband, saying, hey, I need the one. I need our friend, excuse me, my friend to move in

1:48.4

while she's going through this tough breakup. Does that sound familiar?

1:51.7

It sounds like we recorded it on Wednesday. We did. And now you get to hear it here.

1:56.8

So Brianna here is trying to be a really good friend. She's got a best friend that just broke

2:03.4

up with her boyfriend. And she's like, I get it. Come to my house. I'll embrace you in love and

2:10.0

support. Except she knows that her husband is not going to be happy about this whole idea.

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