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Bert Has Some Wisdom For Listener’s In His DM’s!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2023

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Having ANY issue in your life? Don’t stress, DM Bert! Today he’s addressing a couple DMs from #BertShowFam in need! He’ll break it down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the first show. I've got two Instagram follow-ups that we can talk about today and then check back on Monday if they continue to DM me, okay?

0:09.3

I do this real quick. So I don't want to give her Instagram name out, but she hits me like half an hour ago and she says,

0:15.6

Hey, Bert, huge fan of the show, and I could use your advice and most. I want to say hi to my gym crush before I switch gyms,

0:23.6

but I'm not sure how in a way that's not creepy. I was planning to just say,

0:28.6

Hi, hey, and ask if he wants to get a drink, but should I make small talk first? Thanks, okay?

0:36.6

So I went in there. This is the perfect scenario for a dude right here and the perfect scenario for her as well,

0:42.4

because she already knows she's leaving the gym. She's got nothing to lose. So I wrote back

0:47.3

and most not on the show today, so I couldn't ask him. So I wrote, yes, go for it.

0:51.3

Dude, love capital letters. The relief when women make the first move.

0:58.3

And do it with a lot of confidence. The awkwardness will be 30 seconds out of your life. Max, go into it

1:05.1

confidently. Knowing this is just a 30 second project. If this works out in the long run, it's worth the 30 second risk.

1:14.7

You got this confident. Hit me back. Let me know how it goes, okay? It's only 30 seconds,

1:19.8

but we get ourselves so wrapped up in how uncomfortable it's going to be that I think we make a bigger

1:24.9

deal out of it than not. Right? It's 30 seconds out of your life. Make it happen, girl.

1:28.7

And the second one, and the second one was where is she? She has lost her engagement ring.

1:37.2

And she was asking me here it is. Help, help. What's that prayer for lost things? I can't find my

1:44.9

engagement ring. I'm messaging your whole team because I'm freaking the F out.

1:51.1

So the prayer that she is talking about is the prayer to St. Anthony that I've been talking about

1:56.1

for 20 years. St. Anthony is super bored. I feel like every time I pray to St. Anthony picks up

2:02.3

on the first ring and always does what I ask. There must be a bunch of saints up there and he's

2:07.6

everybody. It's like a telephone. All the phones are ringing except he is. So you have a unique

2:13.7

visual of heaven. So when you do the prayer for St. Anthony, I told you guys before that my ex-wife

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