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Texting Tutor PT 1: Can We Help her Land A Date With Her Crush?

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🗓️ 5 January 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

She met him on NYE. She kissed him, and he liked it. Now she wants our help to ask him out for a drink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it, the Bert show.

0:02.0

All right, we are about to start texting four and with Kelsey,

0:07.0

who got kissed by a stranger on New Year's Eve into New Year's.

0:12.0

Oh, not a stranger anymore, because she did a little dig and knows who he is.

0:16.0

Oh, okay?

0:17.0

What's the reason to this thing?

0:19.0

I was with you.

0:20.0

What do you think?

0:21.0

I thought there was more than kissing that happened, I was like dang girl get it get it

0:26.1

that I don't know let's find out from Kelsey hey Kelsey

0:28.7

hey Kelsey good morning okay set the tone for us it is New Year's Eve. The clock is

0:36.2

counting down to New Year's where are you and what happens?

0:40.7

So I'm at a friend's party and it's really packed. There are a ton of people and it seems

0:49.8

like like all my friends are coupled up with other people,

0:54.0

boyfriends and girlfriends and everybody's together.

0:58.0

So this guy comes up to me and he asked me who I'm with and I said well I mean I'm with like just by myself like I came with you know have a lot of friends here and you said well I mean are you with a date and I said no and he

1:16.1

said well what does that mean like who are you gonna kiss at New Year's and I

1:21.8

said well I guess I'm not, you know, obviously. And so much to my surprise at New

1:30.5

years he's standing behind me and he asked me if he could kiss me and you of course said no I'm not that kind of girl

1:38.4

and without consent he threw one at you anyway. No stop it he didn't.

1:42.4

That's a narrative right to you. He threw one at you anyway. No, stop it.

1:42.8

That's a narrative right to.

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