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The Bert Show. So she's got a husband that just can take the hints and she's thinking,

maybe if we help her text this dude or husband, that he'll finally get it this year. How is

it possible that he's gone so many years without getting her a Christmas present and yet

he gets his ex-wife? Christmas presents. This is not good. Somewhere the president's got

set and not reset. Hey, Michaela. Hey, hi. Hi. Okay, this is a strange one here. So your

husband gets his ex-wife Christmas presents but just doesn't get you anything? No, he

doesn't. He gets something for his ex-wife so they have kids. So it's supposed to be

from their kids. But he gets her like nice stuff and it is not, I've never gotten anything.

Never. Like you've never gotten anything from the kids or never got anything from him.

Well, our kids are two and four. So no, I haven't got, I mean, no, no, not for Christmas.

But not even for the stuck kids. Like, wouldn't you, yeah, like wouldn't you, I'm sorry if I

just threw another log on that fire. But wouldn't you expect like if you're a blended family?

Like, I mean, wouldn't Tiffany get something for you from Eliza? She, they get me something

together. Yes. Yeah. Uh-huh. When was this precedent set? I mean, at one point you were

a new couple and you had a first Christmas and when dude didn't show up with any presents

at all, did he use an excuse? Did he just accept that? I mean, why is this acceptable?

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