Texas House Speaker Shows Up To House Floor SUPER DRUNK | 5.26.23

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Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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On Episode 1218….Satan’s offering of pizza, amputee climbs Everest, miracles, drunk politicians, dick size, murder, & The Hive Five Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:03:26) Fun Fact: 666 (00:04:50) New Zealand’s Hell Pizza launches new ‘buy now, pay when you're dead’ payment scheme (00:08:47 Nun's body exhumed 4 years after death shows no signs of decay, sparks 'miracle' claims (00:13:33) Nvidia surges past $1T market value after forecast surprise: 'The inflection point of AI is here' (00:18:11) Double amputee Gurkha veteran reaches summit of Mount Everest 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:21:25) Texas Attorney General Paxton calls for Texas Speaker Dade Phelan to resign, says he was ‘obviously’ drunk on the House floor (00:31:36) Ex-Georgia deputy gets life in prison for killing married lover who insulted his penis size Hive Five (00:45:16) Fat-a-thon results (00:48:43) RIP Wally (00:49:05) Latest space news - Massive hole on the sun and life on one of Saturn's moons (00:40:24) Insane new UFO footage…not so fast! (00:53:31) Orcas vs Humans (00:54:27) The origins of things (00:56:11) Fan of the week (00:58:49) Claudia Conway is officially a Playboy Bunny (00:59:59) 5-star reviews - we are running low (01:00:49) Comment of the week (01:01:34) Poll results (01:07:32) Voicemails (01:30:43) The wheel + How to support the show Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Betterhelp - Visit betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month Füm - Head to TryFum.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:56.8	Good morning and welcome to episode 12 18 of Hard Factor
1:26.1	It is Friday May 26th 2023 almost Memorial Day it is the start of Memorial Day weekend
1:34.4	How about that?
1:36.4	Yes, and thank you for your service to all who are still serving and for everybody who's being honored on Memorial Day weekend
1:46.7	But also thank you for cheating on the news with us today marks got heaven and hell trillion dollar companies
1:54.9	Ambities and drunk politicians in the cup of coffee pretty good
2:00.9	Ambities you said you heard it
2:07.2	Okay, yeah, we got we got some stuff we got some stuff in the coffee. Yeah, I like it. I like it
2:14.6	West has big trouble downstairs on deck. That's right. I'm not gonna tell you much more
2:21.2	But uh as you might be able to see the if you're watching live you can see
2:26.3	The statue of David behind me. Oh boy
2:29.6	Big trouble big trouble downstairs just like David well at the time that was it was in style to have a shorter
2:36.2	Cock during day I guess yeah
2:39.3	Well, when he was that you was when his statue was carved wasn't there is that just a statue to make fun of David
2:44.9	I think that's just what Michael and
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