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Man arrested after shooting roommate for eating last Hot Pocket | 5.25.23

Hard Factor

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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In Episode 1217…A 64 year old man shot his roommate in the butt after he ate the last hot pocket in the house 27:41. Target in hot water on the internet for partnering with “satanic” clothing brand 38:19. Turkeys are terrorizing a Texas retirement community in Central Texas 50:27. And much more…   00:00 Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ 04:55 Joke of the day - Why haven’t they made a pregnant barbie doll yet? 05:49 Tina Turner, the Queen of Rock & Roll, dies at 83 06:52 PlayStation Showcase 2023: the biggest announcements 08:36 Rapper Fetty Wap sentenced to 6 years in prison for drug trafficking 10:46 ‘DeSaster’: Twitter glitches plague Ron DeSantis 2024 campaign announcement 15:18 Chinese government-backed hackers attacked and compromised critical US infrastructure, Microsoft says 18:33 Fauci’s NIH knew that the virus possibly leaked from the lab from the start, according to a newly released memo 20:45 Biden administration rejects $200M grant to battery maker amid republican pushback 21:20 LSU speech on abstinence gone wrong 25:49 Nebraska state senator's filibuster for trans rights has the opposite effect on the votes 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 27:41 Kentucky man arrested after he shot his roommate following an argument over Hot Pockets 38:19 Target partners with ‘Satanist brand’ to create items for pride collection 50:27 Turkeys are terrorizing a Texas retirement community in Central Texas 0109:42 The wheel Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Betterhelp - Visit betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month Füm - Head to TryFum.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:25.4

to episode 12 17 of hard factor. It is Thursday, May 25th, 2023. Thank you for cheating on the news with us today. I've got jokes, video games, politics, hot pockets, and much more in the

1:40.4

coffee.

1:42.4

Teenage me is a rouse.

1:45.4

It got stacked. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's a little, yeah, mostly fun besides the politics there with the video games and hot pockets.

1:52.4

Hot pockets are pizza rolls. Hot pockets, the original.

1:56.4

Well, we're asking what we would prefer pizza rolls. Pizza rolls. Pizza rolls is better for like a for like a fun night for like a party setting, but a good hot pocket when you need just one little,

2:08.4

one little meal. If you don't want to go a whole plate of pizza rolls, but you want the pizza roll experience alone hot pocket.

2:15.4

So I feel like, yeah, I like quantity over, you know, like it's like the pizza rolls you can eat like 20 of and then like they also are easier to like it's really hard

2:23.4

to get a hot pocket perfectly like right.

2:26.4

It's usually like cook. It's usually like frozen and one part and scalding hot and another like pizza rolls are a lot easier to cook.

2:32.4

Harder to cook hot pockets. If you don't perfectly hot pockets are great, but way easier to not overeat hot pockets than pizza rolls.

2:41.4

True. What do you think? It's like same on the hot pocket. I mean, I'm a pizza rolls guy. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. I think I mean, I would prefer pizza rolls.

2:50.4

I think I would like to like gun to head which one tastes better, but I don't want some pizza rolls right now. I got to try to look at these are waistline, you know,

2:57.4

going to go hot pockets these days. All right, Mark's got satanism going mainstream on day. It's getting out of control. Jump the shark. Now it's mainstream. You happy

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