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I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show.

Today is February 18th, and here's your vaccine tip of the day.

If you're having trouble getting an appointment, here's what I recommend.

Apply to medical school as soon as possible, study hard, then become a doctor,

and then seven years from now, boom!

You get to skip the lie.

Anyway, on tonight's show,

the gritty origin story of Tucker Carlson.

We dive into the debate over reopening schools,

and Ted Cruz takes the world's shortest spring break.

Plus, NBA superstar Russell Westbrook is joining me on the show.

So let's do this, people.

Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world.

This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.

Here's the dish.

Let's kick things off with the ongoing crisis in Texas,

where half a million residents were still without power today.

And more than 200,000 were without clean water,

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