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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2024

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 14, 2024: Popular products that have dark origins. A Bounty(ful) robbery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how Callery trees smell.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.8	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.8	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.3	93. X half-ass morning show. 90, 3.3.
0:25.0	Er.
0:26.0	3. 3.
0:29.0	March 14th, it's National Pie Day.
0:31.0	I love Pie.
0:32.0	Guys, what exactly does Third Base feel like?
0:35.4	Like warm apple pie.
0:37.6	Yeah?
0:38.6	Yeah?
0:39.6	Apple Pie, huh?
0:40.6	Hey, Pie.
0:41.6	I know what you want. I saw you in that movie. You don't deserve to have sex with me.
0:46.0	There is apple pie. Oh yeah. Pumpkin pie. Oh yeah.
0:49.0	Pretty good pie to the rock. And of course there is the rock's all-time favorite
0:54.4	boot-tang pie.
0:55.6	What?
0:56.6	Ha ha!
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