Ass and the Furious

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2024

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 13, 2024: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Unusual side gigs. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Minnesota Party colleges.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.8	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.4	90. 3.
0:24.0	Er.
0:25.0	Spring Break is here.
0:27.0	Right now every college kid is like, it's okay, I'm just studying for St. Patrick's Day.
0:35.0	Yeah, spring break can get pretty wild.
0:39.0	Right now every bar in Florida has about 1,000 people dressed like John Cina at the Oscars.
0:43.8	This is going to be the best spring break ever.
0:46.1	Cannot believe I'm spending spring break in sucky Jenkinstown instead of on
0:51.0	to Fort Lauderdale Beach the way God intended.
0:53.0	I heard that the beer flows like water down there.
0:55.3	Like literally, you turn the faucet on and boom, beer.
0:58.3	That's because all their water is reserved for wet t-shirt contests.
1:01.7	You guys know what spring break is about? Wet t-shirt contests. Do you guys know what spring break is about?
1:04.0	Wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling.
1:06.3	Spring break safety tips.
1:08.1	Never go anywhere without a friend.
1:10.0	That way you'll have someone to hold your hair back
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