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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2024

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Originally Aired March 15, 2024: Dad Fights 162: Athletes of Irish Descent. Suggestions for Josh to turn heel turn. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Officer Turducken.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	93. 3. X half-ass morning show. 90, 90.
0:23.0	Three.
0:25.0	There. Top of the morning to you now.
0:28.0	Every March 17th, we honor St. Patrick by getting wasted.
0:32.0	Right? by getting wasted. But we don't know.
0:35.0	We don't know.
0:36.0	St. Patrick could be up in heaven going,
0:38.0	I didn't even drink, what are these people doing?
0:40.0	I don't want to rock the boat here but these Irish are degenerates.
0:45.0	St. Patrick is the patron saint of strangers peeing in your front garden.
0:50.0	That is how he is still commemorated around the world for one day every year.
0:56.0	And finally, Starbucks has unveiled it's St. Patrick's Day themed Frappuccino, which features a Macha Krem base,
1:02.0	mixed with caramel syrup and top with
1:04.7	whipped cream and caramel sugar crunch look for it on your local sidewalk Monday
1:08.8	morning. Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend. Yeah, yeah.
1:14.0	I hear you.
1:16.0	You know you put on your silly green hat.
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