I mean, they met when she was 18 and he was 20.

He's two years older than her?

Yeah, that's right.

That's crazy.

Defies physics.

Dear Shandy.

Welcome back to your brand new Dear Shandy Temptation Island Recap listeners.

Hello, Andy. Hello. How are you today?

Looking pretty and purple. Thank you. I like that. I appreciate that. Thank you. Yes, I'm into this

shade of purple. I would be upset if you wore that to our final bonfire and you left without me.

Yeah, Andy was commenting a lot on the farewell looks. But we can't spoil, Andy. Let's get on with it. As far as people are concerned, maybe all these couples left together. That's true. Okay, well, Andy, today we are recapping episode six through nine of Temptation Island. And we are going in chronological order with this show. So in case you are not all the way to the end of episode nine, you don't want to be spoiled. That's okay because in the timestamps down below, you'll see episode by episode. Okay? Yeah. Shall we get going? So episode six picks up with Gisena moaning in the haven. She's going, uh. Yeah, she's just a lot of moaning. Andy, you said,

isn't it funny how all these girls want to hook up with this 12-year-old? We say this with love,

actually, because we like Jack. Oh, yeah. We do. He just looks so young. I think in the beginning, I was

like, why would any of these girls go for him? But now I'm realizing he has soul. Jack's got the goods. He's got soul. I think that I can now kind of see how he gets... 100%. I can't see how he doesn't get girls. The Cheyennes and the Gessonias of the world. Meanwhile, we see Cheyenne and Preston in bed. So they're just, you know, going at each other here.

Jack and Carter now talked the next morning.

So he says he went to the haven because he was scared of his feelings.

But Carter does not give him a hard time.

No.

You were not surprised by this, Andy.

No, no.

She knew the game.

She knew the assignment.

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