Teenage Apologies
Lucy & Sam's Perfect Brains
Plosive
4.7 • 646 Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Sincerest apologies. Lucy and Sam say sorry to everyone they’ve wronged.
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Recorded and edited Aniya Das for Plosive.
Artwork by Sam Campbell.
Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell.
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| 0:00.0 | Throughout the course of history, there's been no one of mysteries, but never won't as far as the secret garden of Babylon. |
| 0:12.9 | Of Babylon, oh Babylon, the garden. |
| 0:16.1 | Oh Babylon, oh Babylon, do not surrender. |
| 0:23.6 | Oh kids that bloom all year round. An action fountain that makes not a sound. |
| 0:28.6 | So check out this garden, please don't be afraid. |
| 0:32.6 | It's Lucy and Sam's perfect brain. |
| 0:35.6 | Lucy and Sam's perfect bright. Lucy and Sam's perfect brates. Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brits. |
| 0:38.1 | Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brits. |
| 0:43.1 | This podcast will be recorded for training purposes only. |
| 0:47.3 | Can I say this? |
| 0:48.1 | And I will say this. |
| 0:49.4 | It is wonderful to see you. |
| 0:51.1 | I feel exactly the same. |
| 0:53.2 | It's reciprocated. Oh, that's nice. It's nice. It's nice. To put energy out there and to have it returned is just so, it's really rewarding. On Instagram, they say, like, what you give out, you get back. I saw the woman with the tree. Did you see this? This lady, really nice lady. She goes, Gaia, come to me. And a tree put its branch on her shoulder. |
| 1:15.3 | You're jerking. She's a tree talker. She's speaking to these trees, yeah. |
| 1:19.5 | And what, it really did that? Yeah. There wasn't like anyone in the tree. |
| 1:24.0 | No way. And people are like, well, how's this happening? It's like the tree is probably thinking people rarely ask. |
| 1:28.8 | People didn't, people don't even try it. So yeah, give it, give it a go. I'm going to go try it. To a little plant. I've got two trees in my garden. You've got two trees? Yeah, two trees, yeah. Jesus, God hates a bragger. Yeah, because I live outside of London. |
| 1:45.7 | Is that right? |
| 1:46.6 | You've got to live outside of London. |
| 1:47.8 | Yeah, because I live outside of London. Is that right? You've got to live outside of London. Yeah, you can't. Well, some people can't have trees in London, but they're aristocracy, aren't they, really? There's some really wealthy people out there, and I really want to mingle with them. Do you feel like you are someone who wants to climb up the echelons? Oh, I'm a huge brown |
| 2:02.8 | nose. I'm a sniffer. I'm a climber. You know, I throw people away once I've used them. Actually, |
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