Body Parts
Lucy & Sam's Perfect Brains
Plosive
4.7 • 646 Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Professors Beaumont and Campbell examine the human body.
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Recorded and edited Aniya Das for Plosive.
Artwork by Sam Campbell.
Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell.
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| 0:00.0 | Throughout the course of history, there's been no mod of mysteries, but never won't |
| 0:08.0 | quite as far as the secret garden of Babylon, of Babylon, oh Babylon, the garden, |
| 0:15.0 | Oh Babylon, do not surrender. Oh, kids that bloom all year round. |
| 0:23.6 | An action fountain that makes not a sound. |
| 0:28.6 | So check out this garden, please don't be afraid. |
| 0:32.6 | It's Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brace. |
| 0:35.6 | Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brace. Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brits. |
| 0:38.1 | Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brits. |
| 0:43.1 | This podcast will be recorded for training purposes only. |
| 0:47.4 | Lucy, you've got your juice box. |
| 0:48.9 | We're ready to go. |
| 0:50.0 | What is that? |
| 0:51.1 | An innocent kid smoothie. |
| 0:53.3 | It does actually specify that it is kids. It's not wanting, it's really not wanting to reach out to the adult market. It's, you know, innocent smoothies. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's just crushed fruit. That's what it says it's just crushed fruit. And we never add sugar. They're always a little bit passive aggressive on these things, aren't we? |
| 1:11.8 | Yeah, I'm sick of this stuff. We never had sugar. It's argumentative, isn't it? That's what they say. I wasn't even saying you was adding sugar. We've never had it. We've never wanted it. We don't like it. I didn't mention it. I didn't say anything about sugar. I wonder if you could get in any trouble for drinking that. |
| 1:27.2 | It's supposed to be a child-only, so movie. |
| 1:29.1 | I will get in trouble from my child, yeah. Oh, it's her smoothie. The actual child I have, the hairs and I. I'm addicted to pond bear crisps. There's never any left. I have them all. And these innocent smoothies, I find that just enough, you know, because I'm only five foot one. Yeah. Well, this is enough for me. I do feel bloated after an adult smoothie. I'll be honest. It's too much. But I'm worried about this poor child of yours who comes home from school. She's so looking forward to her nice crisps and her nice smoothie. The pantry's empty. Nothing's there. Lucy Beaumont sitting on the couch, using an illegal stick to watch every program under the sun. It's life, isn't it? It's real life. Oh, God. It comes at you so fast. Do you feel like you're in a real life? Or do you feel like it's a simulation? I wouldn't call this a life. You couldn't call |
| 2:19.1 | this a life. No chance. But I hope that because I live so little life that other people are |
| 2:24.8 | living even bigger lives. So do you think you're living less of a life so people can live like |
| 2:30.0 | more of a life? A lot of big explorers and people who are having amazing experiences should be thanking me. |
| 2:37.0 | Yeah. |
| 2:37.5 | Have you ever been on a yacht? |
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