Perfect Brian 1
Lucy & Sam's Perfect Brains
Plosive
4.7 • 646 Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Lucy and Sam welcome back a Perfect Brian to Perfect Brains. Groovy baby.
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Recorded and edited Ben Williams for Plosive.
Artwork by Sam Campbell.
Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell.
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| 0:00.0 | Throughout the course of history, there's been no one of mysteries, but never won't quite as far as the secret garden of Babylon. |
| 0:12.6 | Of Babylon, oh Babylon, the garden, O Babylon, do not surrender. |
| 0:20.8 | Oh, kids that bloom all year round. |
| 0:23.6 | An action fountain that makes not a sound. |
| 0:28.6 | So check out this garden, please don't be afraid. |
| 0:32.6 | It's Lucy and Sam's perfect brain. |
| 0:35.6 | Lucy and Sam's perfect brains. Lucy and Sam's Perfect Braids. Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brains. |
| 0:38.3 | Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brains. |
| 0:42.3 | This podcast will be recorded for training purposes only. |
| 0:46.3 | Welcome to this episode. |
| 0:48.3 | Thank you so much. |
| 0:50.3 | Who do you reckon listens to this? |
| 0:51.3 | Oh, I think it's a mixed bag. |
| 0:54.8 | I think it's not comedians, but, you know, like they're partners of comedians, |
| 0:58.3 | like the girlfriends and boyfriends and husbands and wives of comedians. |
| 1:01.5 | Listen to this. |
| 1:02.3 | Well, I did a gig with Mike Wozniak, and I said, would you like to call on the podcast? |
| 1:07.1 | And he said, I'm a big fan of the show, I listen to it. |
| 1:10.1 | Did he say, but was he just being nice? The guy is the gentleman, because I do that all the time. Someone goes, if you watch Only Murders in the Building, I go, yeah, yeah, of course. I told that many people I'd read 1984. I really thought I had read it. This episode, we have a, just speaking of lovely guys. And would you also call him a bit of a groovy guy? Oh, your word, groovy baby, wouldn't you? You might call him a groovy baby. And why would you say that he's so shagodelic? Do you mean in the... Because in the film? Yeah, it's our friend Brian, who Lucy just sort of discovered and unearthed. Brian's back, we're catching up with Brian. But he's more than this. He's more than that, isn't he? He's not just an Austin Powers impersonator. So people go, oh, he's just an Austin Powers impersonator. He is so much more. So much more. And here's to prove it. And so what do we say now? Roll the tape or like, let's get going. Yeah. |
| 2:03.0 | Roll the tip. |
| 2:06.9 | Welcome to the perfect brains, the podcast where we sort of try and honor the vital energy that flows through all of us. |
| 2:18.1 | How are you, Lucy? |
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