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Rude Tales of Magic

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Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Safe in the subterranean bosom of the belly of the caves of the Switchblade Mountains, our heroes awake from a well deserved rest, and yet...temptation slinks between the stalagfrights and the wonder-seeking talking dogs of these too-quiet tunnels. Why leave at all, why not stay, when everything you ever thought you wanted can be yours? Also, Stirfry makes sushi!? What a character!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum Podcast.
0:07.0	Aloha friends, hello lovers, attention pullers,
0:10.0	achtung shovers.
0:12.0	It's me, producer Taylor, and I come as the angel once did to the humble Shepherds of Bethlehem, looking
0:18.8	tight, feeling right, and bearing that good news. And that good news is this.
0:23.0	We are now selling digital live streaming tickets
0:27.0	to the live stream of our live show at the Bell House in Brooklyn
0:30.0	this Wednesday, September 15th.
0:32.0	That's right, over the hills beneath the... in Brooklyn this Wednesday, September 15th.
0:32.6	That's right, over the hills, beneath the floodwaters,
0:35.9	through the fire and the flames we come to you unstoppable.
0:39.7	So if you can't make it to New York City on Wednesday, that's fine. You can still make it to the show.
0:49.0	Just go to rudetails of magic. Live and click on you guessed it tickets so you can
0:56.8	join the new live stream tickets that we just launched and hey we will digitally see you there.
1:04.3	Bye.
1:07.6	Ah, there you are traveler. Come inside, hang up your coach, put your feet by the fire. And I shall bring you what you so desperately seek.
1:27.0	Rood tales of magic. It's early morning, somewhere. You wouldn't know though, because you're deep underground in the Switchblade's cave system.
1:47.0	The last 24 hours are a blur of chaos and order and struggles of the Flesh, and Civic Engineering gone haywire.
1:56.0	The last thing you remember is diving into a big hole that Brian Fuchs Flesh Kaju left.
2:02.0	But how did... It comes back to you in flashes.
2:07.0	This is a really big hole! Rats! Oh! I'm using the elite rats to swing to that ledge. As you all awake, you realize you've been sleeping on a bed of rats. It's like a waterbed if you're extremely unfamiliar with waterbed if you're extremely unfamiliar with waterbeds.
2:45.0	One of the rats is a particular shade of navy blue and he stirs awake and then wild shapes back into bellow.
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