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slash join and don't miss out. I want to get into this ready togo issue, but just for consistency sake, I will say that I take

my shoes off at home, but I don't expect other people to.

And I have a pair of Hoka-oneone-a-a-mango-colored slides.

They're like flip-flops that I wear.

But then I bring them to Maine, and then by the time, the second week that we're here in Maine, I'm just wearing them everywhere inside and out. Even in the grocery store, it's disgusting. I mean, part of the thing is I got a lot of shoes. I'm no, look, I'm not just buying shoes willy-nilly from sample sales like Jennifer Marmer. No. It was not willy-nilly.

I got a lot of shoes and my bedroom is pretty far from the front door.

Yeah.

And I'm not just like carrying shoes around my house all the time.

Like when I take off my shoes, I put them, I take them off by where I put them away.

And I also have hard floors. I don't have like wall-to-wall

carpets with like I vacuum the rugs that I have. I have very nice rugs. But like, mostly when I'm

walking around my house, a lot of it is just walking on a hard floor that once a week

gets swept and mopped, you know?

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