Tears of The Kingdom Made Me Wet In My Pants – Zelda Takes Over Pornhub

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 14 June 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:33:03.63 Lord Douche’s Stupid Star Trek Game Obsession 00:04:14:06.53 My New Trash TV Obsession: Too Hot To Handle 00:12:44:24.26 Let’s Witness A Couple Of Freaks Go On A First Date 00:21:00:00.18 Drunk Woman Hits A Bunch Of Cars, Fails To See Problem With It All 00:31:27:03.16 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:33:00:23.53 A Man With A Real Cheese Addiction 00:39:16:03.42 PornHub Traffic Got That Zelda Bump 00:43:50:17.19 Stealing A Backhoe To Get To The […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 coming up on the program today.
0:05.1	My girlfriend makes and sells used chewed-up gum jewelry, plus it's hard to talk yourself
0:10.6	out of a DUI after you hit three cars, including a police cruiser, a two-block-a-day cheese
0:15.8	habit, and America is masturbating to Zelda.
0:19.4	Just order a few daily.
0:24.4	Proudly presents great moments in bad gay porn.
0:29.3	What's the matter, kid?
0:31.4	I have to call the police to demolition guy next door, rape me, and I was delivering
0:36.0	the paper.
0:37.0	That's terrible.
0:38.0	Ouch!
0:39.0	My ass really hurts.
0:41.0	Listen, I'm a doctor.
0:42.0	Why don't you drop your pants and let me take a look?
0:44.8	I don't know.
0:45.8	Oh, come on.
0:47.3	I might be able to help.
0:50.1	You're pretty swollen.
0:52.1	It's practically inside out.
0:54.1	Ouch!
0:55.1	That really hurts, Doctor.
0:57.1	How does this feel?
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