Taking The Kids To An All Age Kink Workshop

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:25:05.19 All Age Kink Workshops 00:08:26:20.18 A Slutty Hot Dogging Session 00:09:59:18.37 Brotherly BJ’s 00:14:07:10.70 Putin Obsessed Crazy FBI Agent Wants To Buy An iPhone 00:18:18:23.64 Meade Is Looking For Music Advice 00:24:50:14.11 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame: Landslide Cover 00:27:48:15.65 $$ Support DV! $$ 00:29:10:11.55 AI Priests: All The Sermons With 100% Less Child Molestation! 00:33:41:00.28 PSA – Don’t Chug Poppers 00:39:39:10.22 Bite By A Family Member Results In Near Amputation Of Leg 00:44:55:02.03 […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Monday, June 12th, 2023, coming up on the program today, taking
0:05.0	your children to an SNM kink workshop.
0:07.7	Plus, giving your federal agent pussy up to Vladimir Putin, a brotherly blowjob scene
0:13.0	turns awkward and getting energy shots mixed up with poppers could kill you.
0:17.8	All coming up today!
0:19.6	Distorted view daily!
0:24.3	Stroudly presents a cop leader who had sex with his own son's wife.
0:30.8	In my time here, I thought I heard everything, then Jeff delivered an incredible revelation
0:35.3	about his dad, the Messiah.
0:38.5	God came down on Michael and forced him to consummate with Cristiana.
0:46.0	I mean, it was a terrible, strange act of God.
0:50.2	He did an astonishing thing that I was astonished and so was Michael.
0:59.4	Michael had made no mention of sleeping with his son's wife, and I got the feeling
1:04.0	this was a story I wasn't supposed to hear, and when Michael found out I knew, he asked
1:09.5	me for an opportunity to explain just how God had made it happen.
1:14.4	I stood up like this, and suddenly I was forced down on the floor, and I started seeing
1:25.4	that the consummation with Cristiana was imminent, and I was going to have to do that.
1:34.8	I was just laying away, and I was thinking about coming over here, and I said to father,
1:41.5	I said, when I go over there, if Michael invites me in, I will ask for the consummation tonight.
1:51.1	So was it just a single occasion, this literal physical consummation?
1:56.1	No, it wasn't.
1:58.9	You consummated more than once?
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